Thursday, May 23, 2013

Would You Like Fries With That?



We live in an age where immediate satisfaction is guaranteed. Everything you could want and don't even know you want is there for the taking. Often at lightning speeds compared to the days of old. Advertising is on your T.V., radio, phone, Internet, social media, windshield, and anywhere you might glance. People expect superior service, immediate gratification, and all for pennies.
How does that translate to books? As an indie author I'm always coming across people talking about the poor quality of ebooks. How the market is flooded with crap, ebooks are over priced, and you don't know what your getting until its too late.

Really?

The idea of a reader refunding a book they finished is galling to me. If you read a sample, buy the book, FINISH THE BOOK, then decide you don't like it, tough cookies. You don't get to return your empty plate to the kitchen and demand a free meal. But that is what is happening at amazon on a regular basis. How many of those are actual dissatisfied returns vs cheap readers is unknown, but let me remind you, you who shall not be named, that is a person who spent a lot of physical and emotional time writing that book your shitting all over and now you want to rip your .99-6.99 back out of their pocket. We are talking about an individual here, not big NY publisher or huge XYX company.

I also cannot stand when people decide their personal preferences should stand for everyone. "I cant believe author Jane Doe is on the top 100. Shes mediocre at best." Don't deprive other readers of enjoyment and distraction just because an author doesn't fill your standards. Those are YOUR standards. And lets be real here, its romance novels not Shakespeare.  Lives are not being changed, we are not ending world hunger with our muscled hero's and strong relatable heroines. We provide distraction and a little joy in a world that sucks for the most part. So why such high standards? Relax, clean the sand out of your panties, and use your imagination to transport yourself to a magical place where the wallflower gets noticed, hot muscled men turn into animals, and everyone gets a happily ever after. We all know its bullshit. We all Know life is never so sweet even if it starts off with very real conflict. In real life there is no HEA, conflicts come and go like the dips of a roller coaster until death. So crack a book and take a break, but stop expecting the unattainable. Tastes change, trends come and go, and authors come in many different flavors.

 FOR GODS SAKE stop bashing indie authors. If you buy a bad book you have no one to blame but yourself. There are millions of good stories out there if you take the time to look. If you read a sample and can't figure out if you like the book enough to buy it well then...you have other, more pressing, issues. The world of publishing is changing. So many good authors were being rejected that indie publishing is flourishing and readers should be thankful. The connection between authors and readers has never been closer. Novels are coming out faster, and with more new and exciting genres then ever before. Whole new worlds and avenues have opened for readers and authors alike in the digital age, and it continues to grow. There is a niche for everyone, an author to write it, and a reader to find it. That is a wonderful thing.

If you--reader who shall not be named--can't find something to read in this growing and ever changing book paradise, you have only your closed mind to blame. I myself broke away from my regency only preferences and read a syfy romance. It was great and I look forward to the next book. Its a whole new world out there. Hallelujah!

Authors are not popping out books like mockmeat fast food. We are readers just like you, driven by a story and the desire to share it. Sure we want to charge for it, money doesn't grow on tree's and I can't pay rent with giggles and sunshine. My hard work and dreams have a price. You spend much more on worthless crap all the time but think authors should entertain you for hours for pennies and let you do what ever the hell you want with it. I personally think the print version and ebook version should be the same price. Ebooks mean I don't have to speak to people and this introvert loves that. If you love the author, the book is worth it, and indie publishing means that author is actually earning some real money. I like that too. I wish Eloisa James and Julia Quinn were indie authors so I knew my money was just going to them but oh well. Their publisher better be busting their ass for those women and paying them well, but I'm certainly not going to deprive my self of reading their fabulous books for that reason.

Might as well plug the book I recently enjoyed while I'm at it.

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